Death by cow

Apparently there are 10 or so cow related deaths every year in the U.K.
Hard to believe for sure that these gormless looking creatures could do such.
I quite like cows unless they come too close and they come up to stare at me with those misty glued up eyes and lips dribbling with mucus the consistency of batter.
As long as there is a stout fence between them and me and they haven't acquired vertical takeoff capability I'm happy to chat. Mind you when the tail goes up like a pump handle I get the message.
They also have poor taste in ear rings.